People are obsessed with diets these days, everything is "low" or something "free", look at the options; Fat free, wheat free, gluten free, sugar free, lactose free, non carb, non dairy, low GI, low protein - pretty much just water then eh? Go on, push the boat out - have some cucumber!
I actually saw a warning on an egg carton the other day saying "Warning, may contain egg" I'd hope so it's a bloody box of them!!
I have a friend with a peanut allergy, he plays russian roulette with a bag of Revels.
Girlfriend told me I was like a swimmer the other night, I said "because of my athletic physique?" She said "no, just wet". I do go to the gym a lot it has to be said, someone called me a narcissist once, I said "whoa! I've never set fire to anything in my life!"
I do try though, I do all the designers: Hugo Boss, Georgio Armani, Mat Alan.... I asked my brother the other day "what do you think of that Paolo Nutini?" he said "well... the jeans are alright but tops are a bit over priced!!"
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
1 comment:
I love the SUPERDUPERCEREAL with no animal fat and the lard sandwiches without nuts myself. Also like the "just wet" bit. PB
Post a Comment