24

I love 24 but how thick is Kim? She just bumbles about from one tragedy to the next. Series 2, she's moved away to a nice quiet job as an au pair. For, as it turns out, a psychopath who kills his wife and shoves her in the boot of his car. Kim escapes from the loony with her boyfriend by stealing said car, to then get stopped by the police in a stolen car with a dead body in the boot. Now arrested, she bashes the cage in the police car separating them causing the car to crash and sever her boyfriends leg. She then escapes into some nearby woodland to get caught in a bear trap(!) and we hear coyotes howling in the distance. Now thinking she's going to be eaten, she's saved by a guy who lives out there who takes her back to his cabin - who also just happens to be a psychopath, who tells her that LA has been nuked and she'll have to stay in his bomb shelter with him forever. Escaping from this "everyday" situation, she then heads to a nearby 24 hour store, that is currently being robbed by an armed man panicking at LA situation - and Jack is supposed to be having a bad day?!!

I love when they say "I'm going "dark"", and by that they mean switching off their phone. "Dammit, Jack why did you go dark?"
" I didn't, my battery ran out"