For ages now, people have been trying to convince me I have ginger hair - I don't it's just in a transitional period that's not blonde anymore but not quite brown yet either. I used to say it was strawberry blonde, until I found out that this is actually what ginger folk say when they don't want to admit they're ginger!
So anyway on one of the recent piss-takes I changed my tack, I said "Yes! and one day the gingers of the world will unite and fight back! There'll be me, Damian Lewis, Prince Harry, Julianne Moore, Mick Hucknall - in fact yes, we'll send Mick in first, preferably while we're all still getting ready - "yep, go on Mick, you go get 'em, we'll be there soon...""
Plus according to the tinterweb, Chuck Norris is ginger! And we all know about Chuck Norris....
"Chuck Norris, one man, fighting against gingerism the only way he knows how- roundhouse kicks and really bad movies - he is.... the Ginger Warrior."
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So, you might be a Celt but you reckon you're a Viking! You may even be a bit of both! Being a dark haired (blue-eyed!) Roman (Greek? Well,Geek anyway) I'd better watch you!
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