Footloose

What the hell? I watched Footloose today, now I consider myself a bit of a movie buff, I'm obsessed - many of my skits and scripts are based on movie parodies - but I must admit for a self-confessed aficionado there are a few classics I've not seen that I should have - Footloose is not one of them but it is a film everybody else seems to have watched.
Well, what a statement - you know, I can really empathise with Kevin Bacon's character, he's thinking "God I'm stuck in this small town, my dad's left us, there's a really good looking bird interested in me with a boyfriend who wants to smack me, music is banned, dancing is banned, even books are banned - I'm so full of teenage angst I could explode - I need to do something, really show this town and these bastards... I know I'll drive to an abandoned factory... and dance, I'll dance like I've never danced before".

And that my friends, is sarcasm.