A year on....

Well it's been almost a year, I'm still here. Look at everything that's happened; the credit crunch, the global bank crisis, the millions of people unemployed - and what was the headline in last weeks Daily Star? Britney's Sextape up for sale. What would we do without these important life or death updates? If we never heard about what doorway Winehouse had been found in, or how many drugs charges Doherty's managed to avoid because a sad, greasy, spotty and no doubt never had a social life or any kind of exposure to decent music bunch of students bought his album once. To be honest I'd be on google looking for the pics of Britney with no pants on. In this time of turmoil, maybe we need to divert our attention on the nobheaded celebs that we have made famous by insisting to give these wasters coloumn inches. The next one of which will be a Ms Baillie. She will be made famous by forcing the resignation of Russell Brand and suspension of Jonathan Ross - oh and the online sextapes and her porn work - but how dare Russell say he had sex with her and ruin her otherwise untarnished, pure, virginal reputation.
Do you know how many complaints were received at the time of broadcast? 4, just 4, and they were complaints about JR swearing, of which there had been a warning previously, so they should have been discounted also. Then 2 weeks after a media circus and people finally finding a scapegoat so they didn't have to talk about banks anymore, over 24,000 complaints were registered. To these people I simply say throw away your membership to the Mary Whitehouse fanclub, go out, find a girl, or a boy, and spend some time with the opposite sex for once in your life.

Aahhh it's good to be back...